Sunday 24 May 2020

#Comfrey News



There's a corner of my allotment I like to keep "wild". Wild and unruly; a haven for insects and spiders, the occasional frog, and anything else that might be looking for a niche, undisturbed by human tinkerings.

Pottering in its vicinity, I suddenly notice this:


Looks like comfrey to me. Let's weed around it, get a proper look:


That's comfrey, that is. It must have seeded itself, from the parent plant, a good 30ft away in the other corner of the plot:


It's been flowering prolifically the last few weeks, the bees have been hard at work on it too, so it only makes sense that a seed would have made its way out into the further reaches of its world at some point, and found a new home.

It's important to let plants be where they want to be in my opinion. If they spread and seed themselves and finds a new place to put down roots, trust their judgement.  Perhaps there are some exceptions for the more invasive species that don't like to share - brambles, bindweed - but most plants like to co-exist with others, and all seem to have their preferences.

So I have decided to interpret this appearance of comfrey in the wild corner of the allotment as its commentary on the state of that particular area: wilderness good, but perhaps consider a slightly more "productive" wilderness.  (Ugh.  I dislike the word "productive", and profoundly so, but I'm struggling for a better alternative.  Never mind).  Comfrey, as any aspiring permaculturist should know, is a wonder plant.  So if it wants to replicate itself on my allotment, who am I to judge?







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Wednesday 20 May 2020

Rescuing #devilsivy Even Though it Was Probably Fine




I didn't really expect the devil's ivy shoot I rooted into one of my bottle planters when I was running low on pots to do this well.  It's gone from this, last June:




to this, today:



Quite impressive.  I wondered if I might be able to tease it out of the hole in the bottle, without disturbing whatever root structure it had managed to established, but it wasn't to be.  Look at the roots it has grown.  Just look at them:


Magnificent.  I love roots.  The things they get up to, beneath the ground and human comprehension.

Truly, the devil's ivy is an unkillablle plant.  I repotted it to celebrate that fact.  Now I'm thinking about further propagation.  Thing is, like porthos vines, they tend to grow only one long vine, rarely branching out or sending off shoots I might be able to turn into new and independent plants.  Never mind.  As is always the case with plants, patience is essential.















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Thursday 14 May 2020

#Horseradish News




While the recent late frosts have not been so kind to my beans, the horseradish on the allotment continues to thrive.


Here you can see the main plant, luxuriating in the morning sun, and down there in the foreground and some new offshoots, making an excellent first impression.

This is pleasing, because the advice for harvesting horseradish in the autumn is to dig up and divide the main root before replanting. I did just that last year, when the plant was new and before it had any children, and I was worried it might not survive as I took almost all of it - but survive it has. I'm confident now I can do the same this year, leave the children entirely, and look forward to an even more abundant harvest next year. Saucy.

This is how you win at gardening, my friends. 











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Sunday 10 May 2020

A Jar of #Pickled Nasturtium Seeds




Ah, the pickles of my labour.  I cracked open this badboy this week.


The date is the date I sealed the jar, so that's just over 7 months ago.  I tell you, it was worth the wait.  I gathered enough nasturtium seeds from the allotment last year for about 5 jars this size, and this is the penultimate one (I'm spacing them out through the year, in an uncharacteristic act of self-control).

I love nasturtiums and everything about them.  They're beautiful to look at, keep pests of other edibles you may be growing nearby, and every part of them is edible.  They're the pinnacle of nature's achievements if you really think about it.

When you pickle them, they're known as "poor man's capers" so as you'd expect, there's nothing fancy about the recipe: the standard pickling ingredients of white vinegar, salt, sugar, peppercorns, mustard seeds and bay leaves are all you need, though what's to stop you getting creative and throwing some other tasty bits in there too?

Nasturtiums run to seed in late summer through to about October.  This year I've planted more nasturtiums than ever on the allotment (several handfuls of unpickled seeds) so I'm looking forward to an abundant crop for pickling when autumn comes.  Feeling good about this.  Feeling very good indeed.

Taking over.








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Saturday 9 May 2020

#plantsmakepeoplehappy - Fun With Pots and Propagation




I read somewhere about gluing broken plant pots back together and then painting over the joins a while back, and so I've had this kicking around for some time:



The joins I never got around to painting, but I still might, despite what I'm about to show you.  I woke up this morning and checked on some cuttings I've taken recently.and once again, the insatiable "Wandering Jew" (inchplant) has failed to disappoint:





There's just no stopping these things.  Snip off a stem, plop it in some water and you'll have new roots within days.  You just need a stem long enough for one or two "elbows" because that's where the roots grow from.  Make sure the elbow's underwater, and you can't go wrong.



I have inchplants all over the place in my flat.  They're the main feature of my plastic bottle behind-the-bed window shelf, and here's one that decorates my organ:


They just love to grow, seemingly in any conditions you care to put them in.  So it occurred to me it will be interesting to watch the latest inchplant cutting to grow through the side hole in my resurrected pot.  I part-filled (up to the hole) with soil and fed the stem through the hole, then added more soil/compost on top.



Et voila:



No reason I can't add another stem to grow out of the top in time (or maybe even, a different plant entirely - variety!) but for now this can be a more than satisfactory addition to my collection.  Don't forget, #plantsmakepeoplehappy







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Friday 8 May 2020

Hot Water


I wouldn't go so far as to say that hot water is one of the everyday things you don't really need but my hot water's been down for about a week now, and I've barely missed it.  I hasten to add that my shower's still working, electric powered, just that the tank in the cubby hole that heats water for washing dishes and hands has decided to take a break.  This has happened before; I turned if off for a few days and when I switched it back on, it came back to life.  I'm less confident of that happening again, so I may at some point soon get round to telling my landlord.  Thing is, I don't really need the hot water, as evidenced by the fact that here I am, hygienic and fully functional, without it.  No doubt doing without for a little longer will keep the energy bill down, too.  Just a thought.



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Thursday 7 May 2020

How to Put Things in Your Brain


I remember a teacher, whose name is not important, and who never taught me specifically but was, nevertheless, around, whom I remember primarily for the use, more than once so it really stuck in my mind, of a peculiar and amusing phrase - "I'll put that in my brain".  It was something he'd say as he was walking away, hurriedly, I can only assume to teach some kids something else from his brain, and that's the right context in which to use a phrase like this.  It stuck with me.  Rarely do we deliberately put things in our brains.  Perhaps we should.  If only we could.  If only we had the time.

This week, Sarah Vine, probably dreadful columnist and wife of definitely dreadful Tory cabinet minister, Michael Gove, felt the ire of twitter as a "shelfie" revealed her or perhaps her husband's ownership of some unambiguously dreadful books; among them, The Bell Curve, Atlas Shrugged, and some holocaust-denying nonsense by dreadful historian David Irving (and yeah, I'm not going to hyperlink that to anything).  Many twitterers found this unacceptable, stretching the dubious link between owning a copy of book (and perhaps even, having actually read it) and endorsing its contents beyond parody almost immediately, a phenomenon pounced upon with glee by the usual reactionary types, the whole fiasco splitting predictably along the usual lines of the "woke" "reactionary" / "leftist" vs the "pro-free speech" / "classical liberal" / "right".  The original tweet, has, of course, been (pointlessly) deleted, but not in time to prevent the viral spread of #bookgate and #TweetYourMostProblematicBookshelf across the next cycle of trending topics.

I have no interest in taking "sides" in this "debate", but suffice it to say that race is meaningless (while intelligence is not) - the holocaust really did happen, and Atlas Shrugged is a great big steaming pile of dog turd. (I know the latter to be true because once I almost read it).  Anyway, the brief distraction of a social media shitstorm got me thinking more than I have for a while about books.

Judge me!


I go through phases of not reading very much in the way of books to consuming them ferociously.  I'm currently in the greedy end of that cycle.  The very-recently released, I Want to Believe: Posadism, UFOs and Apocalyptic Communism is a stonking good read, and I'm using the opportunity of a week's annual leave, under strict government instructions to stay at home (there's some kind of virus going around, apparently) to finish off several other less recently-released tomes I haven't got around to finishing yet, all recommended: Robert Musil's The Man Without QualitiesDavid Neiwert's Alt America: The Rise of the Radical Right in the Age of Trump (good, but inferior to Gary Lachmann's Dark Star Rising - a deeper, more esoteric and plausible take on the subject) and Robert O. Paxton's The Anatomy of Fascism.  

Meanwhile, I'm taking the time to manage my disparate notes, references, and sundry other digital scraps into a database using the mighty Airtable, and deriving enormous pleasure from doing so.  I think it's one of the things I enjoy most in life - making connections - and Airtable is the perfect platform for gathering information in a connected way, loose or as tightly as you like.  It's a relational database program that requires no knowledge of programming or capitulation to user-unfriendly software (bye bye, Access) to set up.  Professionally, it's been a career-changer, but never mind about that now.

I have three tables, "Books", "People" and "Categories".  The first is a list of books, obviously; the second, almost as obviously, of people (these only sometimes being authors of other books, and sometimes just people referred to in the books) and the third - "categories" - i.e. topics, references, tags attached to things that aren't people: institutions, historical dates, phenomena, ideologies, and so on.  Further categorisation may be required, but this is the basic structure.

"Books" is linked to "People" in that every book has (at least) one author.  "People" links back to "Books" in that a person may be the author of a book, or referred to in a book.  So the "People" table contains links to records of books those people have written, or books they are referred to in, or both, i.e.


"Books", in turn, is also linked to "Categories" as well as to itself, because a book may refer to other books.  A very simple structure for maximum cross referencing, opening up more rabbit holes than it would take a lifetime to fall down.  From here I only hope to build larger and less predictable structures, connecting things to other things and allowing me to put as many possible of said things in my brain.




   
Now I don't know about you but I think I'm quite happy with the idea of ebooks eventually replacing paper books entirely, though of course for aesthetic reasons this will probably never happen.  But if it does, I'm ready for that.  I originally intended to pair down my book collection to nothing physical at all, transitioning entirely over to digitised books, but there are some it's hard to let go off.  Some books have to be read in the lap as well in the hand.  But perhaps this is useless sentimentality.

When you read ebooks through Google Play, any highlights and notes you add while you read are saved to a Google Docs file.  All Google Docs files have a unique URL, which I can then link to in the database.  Again, contrariwise, if a book is an ebook, I can link to its URL in the database - and so the database becomes a common reference point for paper and digital books alike.  (In some cases, as I've sold or not sold books on when finding a digital version, I have copies in more than one format, which is fine, lovely and to be expected).

For paper books, whose pages I sometimes capture as images to scribble on or annotate digitally through Evernote (also recommended, and sometimes marketed as a second brain, likewise, a note page comes with a unique URL that can also be linked back to the database.  So digital notes on paper books are stored together, never to be lost or rendered un-findable again.


I've shown you my plant database before but this one's not quite ready for sharing yet.  If you'd like to have sneak peak though, let me know.  Rabbit holes for all!




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